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The Nag |
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The Non-techie |
The computer said, "press any key". But where is this ‘any key’ ?!
The Cry-baby |
I'm not able to open the file. It is very critical. I'll lose my job if it doesn't work. OMG! someone please help me as soon as possible. What will I do now? Ah! it worked.
Mr. Know-it-all |
| Did you try rebooting? |
| Yeah, I did. |
| Can you unplug and replug the cables? |
| Yeah, I tried that. |
| Can you replace the router? |
| Yeah, I’ve done that. |
| Can you invent a new routing device which can run without electricity and signals? |
| Yeah, did that too. |
| Grrrr... |
The Absent-minded |
I forgot my password again! Could you please reset it?
The 'Yes' Man |
Unfortunately, we cannot provide a laptop for you now. You may have to share a computer with John.
Yes, that should be fine.
The Escalator |
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I need to talk to your supervisor.
Could you explain the issue?
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No, put me on to your manager.
But sir, could you give me the ticket id?
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That’s it, I’ve had enough. Connect the call to your CEO.
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The Time Passer |
| Thanks for calling IT support. |
| So where are you guys located? |
| NewYork, how may I help you today? |
| How is the weather today? |
| It’s okay I guess. May I know if there is anything I can help you with? |
| Is there anyone named Bob in your team? I remember talking to him last time. |
The 'Right Now' guy |
